── EST. JUNE 4, 1998 · GREENWOOD, IN ──
HAPPY 28TH
BIRTHDAY, DREW!
Punter. Analyst. Walk-on legend. Hedge-fund mind.
One man. Two worlds.
WORLD 01 · GRIDIRON
PUNTER
#36
Memorial Stadium. Bloomington, Indiana. A walk-on with a leg and zero handouts.
WORLD 02 · STREET
TMT
ANALYST
Point72. Steve Cohen's $30B+ shop. Software, payments, business services.
FROM MEMORIAL STADIUM TO WALL STREET.
// THE CARD
FOOTBALL CARD × BLOOMBERG TERMINAL
// THE TAPE
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS
BORN
June 4, in Greenwood, Indiana. Parents Stacy & Kevin Conrad.
CENTER GROVE HS
Three sectional/regional/conference titles. 2× second-team all-state. Led Class 6A in punting avg as a junior AND senior.
6A STATE CHAMPS · 14-0
Perfect season. A ring. Set the MIC Conference punting record at 1,492 yards.
WALK ON AT INDIANA
No scholarship. Just a leg and a fall-camp invite. Earned #36. Redshirted year one.
MORTELL SEMIS · ACAD ALL-B1G
Holder on FGs/XPs, backup punter, twice on the Academic All-Big Ten team.
ACCOUNTING DEGREE — KELLEY
Originally pointed at law school. Took the detour: Chapman & Cutler LLP, then a stop at the NCAA.
MBA — KELLEY (FIN. ANALYSIS)
Sharpened the model. Pivoted from the locker room to the trading floor.
GOLDMAN SACHS
First seat on the Street.
TMT ANALYST · POINT72
Graduated Point72 Academy. Covers software, payments, and business services at one of the world's largest hedge funds.
THE NEXT CHAPTER
PM seat. Own book. New ventures. Whatever's next — the tape keeps printing. Year 28 is just the open.
▼ THE STORY CONTINUES...
// THE THESIS
THE UNLIKELY PATH
GRIT
WALK-ON
No scholarship. No promises. Earned the spot at a Big Ten program by showing up and out-punting the room.
LOYALTY
ALL IN ON INDIANA
Center Grove → IU undergrad → IU Kelley MBA. Hoosier from kickoff to closing bell.
PIPELINE
FOOTBALL → FINANCE
From flipping field position at Memorial Stadium to flipping conviction at Steve Cohen's hedge fund.
// OWNERSHIP GROUP
PARENTS
Stacy & Kevin Conrad
The originals. The reason any of this works.
// CENTER GROVE → IU
THE PIPELINE
- Gavin Everett · DL
- Jacob Limbach · Long Snapper
- Nathanael Snyder · Kicker
// CLOSING BELL · 06.04.2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
DREW 🎉
28 years of grit, gridiron, and Greek-letter alphas. Here's to the next punt and the next print.
— Built with love by the family —
// BONUS ROUND · PLAY BALL
DREW'S ARCADE
Two games. Two worlds. One birthday boy. Submit your score and climb the live leaderboard 🏆
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